It was released last Wednesday that television commercial actor Scott Brinker, appearing in the new Rally’s “Big Chicken” commercials, has never eaten at Rally’s.

“It’s swill,” said the 27-year-old beefcake. “Look at me. I’m fit. I’ve got a full head of hair. I don’t live in my parents’ basement. And I get laid. Do I fucking look like I eat at Rally’s?”

When asked why Rally’s would advertise their product under false pretenses, Brinker stated, “Have you ever seen the people in the drive-thru of that place? Would you want one of those dudes eating a bucket of mayonnaise on one of your commercials? I didn’t think so.”

Brinker also appeared in a 1998 commercial for White Castle’s Slider burgers. When asked what he thought of White Castle he stated, “Don’t even get me started on that.”