HUNTSVILLE, IN - Huntsville, Indiana native Frankie Arbuckle, 18, has used the same excuse to explain his shocking obesity since he was a boy: the 5'6", 460-pound Arbuckle insists he has "big bones".

"Sure, I have a healthy appetite," Frankie understated as he began his four cheeseburger and chocolate malt lunch, "but my mom says I've always been big-boned."

Dr. Peters, the morbidly rotund Arbuckle's physician, begs to differ. "Fatty-- I mean, Frankie's bones are of normal size for someone of his height. I have the X-rays to prove it."

Concluded the doctor, "He's just really, really fat."