What did you have for lunch? "Why?" you ask? Because I want to fuck it out of you. That's right. I want to fuck the lunch out of you.

Is that so weird? For years, we've been telling each other we want to fuck the shit out of each other. So this is the next logical step, right? So, what'd you have? Pizza? Turkey sandwich? Indian food? (God, I hope it was Indian food.) I had a salad. Tossed. Nah, nah... I'm just jivin' you on that one. It was a burrito. But that doesn't matter. Because I am going to fuck the lunch out of you.

Unless you had something cool for breakfast.