Ninjas tolerate lactose.

Physical superiority

Is a priority;

Ninjas know milk does the body good,

And drink it like they should.

Ninjas do not tolerate

Being captured by an enemy,

Thinkin' hari-kari.

When escape doesn’t seem possible,

Take a cyanide pill.

But ninjas love to eat cheese.

To not tolerate lactose would make

It very hard to take.

So a ninja knows dairy is great,

Easy to tolerate.

But fuck being held captive by an enemy.

Seriously.